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When you present in front of a class... basically saying present but better
Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.
When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.
I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise
Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.