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Professor Nace

A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.

“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”

by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024


professor pac-Man

Professor Pac-Man is a quiz arcade game that was produced by Bally Midway and is the seventh title in the Pac-Man series of games, which was released in August 1983. It is also the last of only seven games from Bally Midway Manufacturing to run on their Midway Astrocade hardware.

Yo I’m playing a new Professor Pac-Man game.

by Your bob September 1, 2022


Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 3, 2023


masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023


professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him

been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by Naxalite November 14, 2024


Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

by Handily69420 March 17, 2022


PSM (professor soul mate)

A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.

« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »

by zelie3008 February 28, 2023