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Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.
I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.
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White people who season their food adequately.
Ashley’s Mac and cheese slaps, she’s one of those off-white people that uses seasonings.
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When the bottom of your feet is black. It is called this because white people typically don’t wear shoes outside.
“Damn, go shower cuz you got some white people feet
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White people are the best.They consist from Europe and the USA and they have smaller dicks than black people but are still the more superior especially if you go back in time about 150 years.
Today is a white people bro day.
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The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
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A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.
Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.
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To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.
*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"
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