Random
Source Code
Random
Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
19👍 12👎
a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.
"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!
10👍 5👎
Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."
Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.
4👍 1👎
An innocent expression of surprise, expanding on the word 'wow'.
British English, similar in meaning to 'holy moly' in American English.
"You cycled all the way from Chippenham to Salisbury? Wowsers trousers!"
6👍 1👎
A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.
"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"
4👍 1👎
possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter
7👍 3👎
Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.
The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars trousers and went forth to Camalot
7👍 3👎