Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

tough doors

When it is very difficult to get into a club, the "doors are tough" or "serious" meaning either that you will not be let in without an ID or that you have to be incredibly hott or look like a model (or terribly rich if you're a guy)

Please refrain from bringin the fat chicks to this club in soho 'cause they have tough doors. Bring co co instead

Tough Knuckles

Too Bad
I feel bad for you

-I don't like what you're wearing
- Well, tough knuckles!

- My grandmother just died
- Oh, tough knucles

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Tough Charlie

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".

A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."

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[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

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Tough Pulls

Slogan made by shed himself, meaning something is unlucky or unfortunate.

Human: I failed my spanish class and i'm getting held back
Shed: Bro Tough Pulls

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