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An aging hipster in Athens, Georgia. Stylistically ahead of the curve, these are creative people who were hot 15 years ago, but are unfortunately stuck. Alchoholism and drug addiction is thought to be the primary stumbling block to the success of this otherwise friendly species. There is also the problem of big fish/small pond syndrome. The male townies are responsible for having brought trucker hats and mechanics shirts to the fashion forefront as early as 1990. Most townies are in a band, in a pretend band, or dating someone in a band or pretend band. They wear thrift store clothes and ride bicycles or crappy cars. All in all, they consume very little new goods, making them harmless to the environment. Typical townie occupations consist of working at restaurants, coffee houses, record stores, copy shops, video stores, or the local alternative publication. Ironically, many now wear their blue collar shirts literally, as they approach 40 or 50 and have construction or maintenance careers.
*That bar is so cute on weekends, but steer clear weekdays— it's totally packed with lecherous old townies.
*I know what you mean. It's so depressing how much they drink on Mondays!
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townies is a lower form of smackhead that can't afford drugs, as such resort to trying to intimadate people into giving them money: "where's me beef, give me all ya money" since the only thing they understand is violence the best thing to do is to smack them in the head, that is unless they out number you about 10 to 1 then you should betend to get some money out and while the're distracted kick them square in the nuts (then run). townie males can usually be identified by there clothe's, a track suit top with a hood up (blue or white) and a black scarf around there face. track suit bottom's that are also blue or white and about 20 quids worth of cheep jewelry. the townie female's can usually be reconised by the track suit tops same as males, denim skirts (short, very short)and make up slaped on with a shovel and (yet again) 20 quid of cheep jewelry.
townie talk: "where's me beef", "respect", "Fockin' greb", "Gimme all ya money", "ow.... why did ya punch me in tha head?", "wait til i get my brother to drop you"
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townies are usualy imbread idiots with nothing better to do except sleep with there parents wear shitty tracksuits start fights in the park and share one ciggerette between 5 people.In there eyes they are the hardest kids around wear fubu and listen to garage music. anyone who listens to music on headphones rather than from there stolen car is considered a mosher who they than try to start fights with and lose. (also they suck the cock)
townies are gay and i hate them
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Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.
ur life is so shit that u r a towny
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A word to describe locals who do not attend the school but hang out on campus to appear as if they do.
There was a bumrush of townies at the kegger last night.
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in america a townie is a girl/boy,man/woman who grew up in and lives in a town/city that has a usually large transient population of prep school/college students (or any transient population.) boston, a big city, has alot of townies, but also a large population of college students, most of whom come from small middle-class and upper-middle-class suburban towns accross america.many of these students are ignorant of urban/big city life and draw the wrong conclusions about townies and from what they've seen in the movies and on tv.
jimmy is a townie from boston. he attends college, but commutes to school and works part-time. jimmy has a strong boston (city) accent which is quite distinctive by middle-america standards. he frequently has to repeat himself when speaking with people from oklahoma and nebraska. it's tacitly understood that a boston (or new york) accent is low-brow and it would be best if he learned to lose it and speak "normal" like he's from greenwich, connecticut.
josh is from suburban washington dc. his natural habitat is sitting in a suv with tinted windows in a fast food drive-thru. when he came of age he had to leave his suburban town to attend college/university. he was taught to believe 99% of kids from "the city" are black and/or hispanic and he has a difficult time relating to a white townie like jimmy who's white like him but talks and acts different, i.e. josh is soft spoken while jimmy sounds and acts more rough. guys like josh are particually uncomfortable around so-called working-class blue collar guys like ups/fedex drivers,mailmen,firemen,etc.;
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Someone who wears the latest fashions and follows the trends. However, they find anyone who dresses differently offensive and are likely to come out with phrases such as "your a freak, greeebo!" Also their range of insults covers "greebo" "freak" and "ya mom" Very closed minded
Towny: urrr greebo germs
Me: Just because your insecure and have to follow trends to be popular doesnt mean you have to take it out on me! And I'm not a greebo im a freak
Towny: ya mom
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