The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.

"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."

Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)

Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

Trick hat

Is a word use to describe when useing a condom with use clients if your a escort

Do you have trick hats for this call?

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today