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the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.
I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
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Basically Facebook without everything but status'.
Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.
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noun. One who uses Twitter (the social network). One who "tweets."
She's so connected, she's on every social network. She just became a Twitterer recently, but is really going to town!
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When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.
John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.
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The paid Musk version of Twitter, where millions of users could access their synchronized drafts across different devices, besides amending their longer tweets with the edit button.
What are the chances that Twitter+ might suffer the same fate as Google+?
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The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber
Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born
Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?
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