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Term frequently used at Dickinson College to refer to a beautiful, unobtainable crush with whom the likelihood of hooking up is akin to stumbling upon a unicorn in a mythical forest. Many a student will attempt to capture said unicorn but such efforts are nearly always fruitless, leaving the unicorn untouchable and free to gallop through campus unrestrained in its magical beauty.
Look! I see my unicorn across the caf. I almost talked to them at Alabi's this weekend
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A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.
Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.
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A female who rides a motorcycle
"Did you see that unicorn ride by?"
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The act of cutting off someone's dick and sticking it to their forehead.
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A mythical creature that is cominly known for is magical horn on its head. Some people Believe Unicorns Are real and some don't. But Unicorns Are in fairy tales. Unicorns also are known for pooping rainbows
Person1: Oh my gosh I just read the best book on Unicorns! I wish they were real.
Person2:The are real though ._.
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A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
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Verb: To fuck someone with a strap-on dildo strapped to your head. Named because the dildo looks like a unicorn's horn.
Richard Simmons: "Oh, George Michael! Please unicorn me!"
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