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Useless Wenja

Someone who took upon himself to work for a five stars restaurant with no salary. He loves to wash dishes where his hand age overtime everyday on the job. Miri main but she's too irrelevant.

Hey i've committed Useless Wenja today! I cant pay for my ntr hentai now! - Miyo

by VelkSleeve July 30, 2021


useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

by monsieur_tm December 30, 2014


Useless drama

Drama that starts for no fucking reason at all, Either online or IRL.

1. You are the fault of all of this.
2. Yeah i don’t give a shit man, It’s useless drama

by Pxprobotvidz August 31, 2022


Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022


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by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022


uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

by djtc October 17, 2020


useless customer

Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.

Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

by Joocy gainz February 23, 2021