When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate
1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
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When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.
M81: that was a great chat!
M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!
The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
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an announcement made when you realize that you've said something wrong.
Girl: They were boith there.
boy: what?
Girl: Oh...VERBAL TYPO!!!
boy: I thought as much.
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For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
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The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them
"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"
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