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Warning week is a week at school where they dring metal detectorss, drug dogs, and a lot of cops to the campus. They use it to try to scare kids into not bringing their stuff.
Todays Warning week be careful and dont bring your cart to school.
An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.
Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
Ohoho! OoOoOoH nOoOo! What are you going to do? Steal A.I. from me and make my life a Truman Show-esque hell? OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOoOo!
Hym "I don't know about all that but you can go ahead and finally warn deez nuts... How's that sound, Joe? You got a final warning for deez nuts? Cuz... You know... You're gonna need one..."
A quick warning before someone gets into potential trouble
Wait, Adam. Let me give you a hot warning about this girl.
Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.
Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?
A situation, like Hurricane Katrina, where the police go around and hand out triage tags or disaster evacuation tags or, if you're light-skinned, write your name and social-security number on your arm. I heard it from someone in New Orleans- that's what they called it during Hurricane Katrina.
The person wrote: We lazed around Memphis until we could meet up with one of my oldest friends who was too stubborn to heed toe tag warnings from cops at his door. He ended up in shorts and t-shirt but nothing else when his house flooded within seconds.
When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning