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A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.
My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.
Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.
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A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.
girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
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When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion
I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist
A new level of drunk in your absolute element dancing everywhere and rhyming every word.
“Guys I’m whiskey diskey! Fuuuuck”
The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
When a dude goes back and forth from multiple holes as your pulling his "ding ding" in an open air facility.
Hey we're ridin the whiskey trolley all night long at crater lake national forest. #dingding
The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.
Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam