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1. A fart that sounds like a whisper, where in fact, it is a deadly release of methane from the deliverer's ass. Perfect for parties, movies, and first dates!
Jane Smith dropped a deadly whisper in the movie theater and was arrested and charge with 387 counts of murder.
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A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.
Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?
Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."
Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."
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Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.
Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"
Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"
Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"
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The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.
"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."
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One who has tamed the wildest of cocks.
Caesar tamed Jose's cock by "getting down on his knees and talking nicely to it". He's such as Cock Whisperer! What can't he tame?!
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A soft noise that seeps from the vagina.
I hope nobdy here just heard my pussy whisper.
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the new song by the ying yang twins. the song is really called 'wait' but people call it the whisper song b/c they whisper the whole song. very, very popular at my school.
trend follower: OMG!!! i just like totally heard the whisper song! i rule!
me: yeah. u and the other 50 million people...
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