This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine
do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise
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This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
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the guy who either preteneds or puts on that we is very wise or someone who is actually wise
wise guy:Baracck Obungas last name is n*ggia
me:ok wise guy
When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.
"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"
Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.
random newfag: "1v1 me lol ur dogshit"
Tier 2 PvPer: "No"
random newfag: "wise dodge shitter"
self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)
Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru