yeti mode

yeti mode = chilling like a beast. This phrase means almost the same thing as chilling, but is used when the person who is doing the chilling is nevertheless on top of his or her game while he or she is relaxing or taking a break from something, especially when in solitude or out of the view of others, or if the person hasn't been seen for a prolonged period of time, but still retains respect for being boss, or for having experience or a unique character. The outward appearance of the person in yeti mode is irrelevant.

-What's up? We haven't seen you in awhile! What have you been up to? Is everything alright?
-Yeah, it's all good, just been chillin at home. Yeti mode, you know how it is.

yeti mode

1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit

2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.

friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?

friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode

bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode

yeti vag

a smelly vagina caused by strong bacteria and laziness.

she's very filthy, she vagina smells like a yeti.
you can tell she hasn't washed because of her yeti-esque smell.
don't sit on her chair, you'll smell like a yeti vagina in heat.

Yeti-ing

The act of rubbing jizz covered pubes on your partner's face

1) Did you hear what Braedon did to Ryan. He was yeti-ing him all night.
2) Oh my god. I can't believe he would do that.

orange yeti

Its weed

Guy 1: this some good orange yeti

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

yeti slayer

A male human that is attracted to large tall and obese women. This man will hunt these large game animals will malicious intent, and with full intention of penetration! no always vaginally.

Dustin: damn look at the yeti!
Zar: yeah mister you better go slay that thing!
Dustin: but mister im not wearing my yeti slayer gear!
Zar: thats never stoppped you before!

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