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A finass talented brotha from st. louis. All this lil bitches that want to talk about him are some fuckin' lames. These lames don't know music and they need to shut the fuck up.
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A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.
Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.
How is ralph doing in school nowadays?
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In reference to 2020 is so messed up it should be defined as Murphy’s law but so overachieving in disastrous used as Murphy’s year
2020 has been so bad instead of Murphy’s law it should be called Murphy’s year
A “Murphy fact” is a piece of information presented in a compelling way as factual, but which has no evidence to support its validity
“If you pull out one grey hair then 10 come to its funeral, I know it’s true because my GP told me” is a classic example of a Murphy fact.
Ally Murphy is an adorable,kind,and loving person.She usually has blonde hair and is very sporty.Typiclly will either play,soccer,basketball,or softball.If you find a ally Murphy,you should cherish her and never let go because you'll never get a friend or gf/bf like her ever agiain.Also they are very halarious.They brighten up your day and make you smile.They are also very smart and entergetic.An ally murphy is one of the best people around.
"Did you just see that girl make that goal!"
"Yep,that's Ally Murphy
Daddy Murphy is a teen or pre-teen who is a good daddy/stripper. You'd usually be called this if you have a friend who's overly talented in making up stripper names.
Girl 1: The NUNS!
Girl 2: THE NUNS!
Teacher: THE NUNS!
Girl 3: *Whisper's quietly* Daddy Murphy...
Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.
If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.