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A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Jay Wix would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
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Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance
Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag
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A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.
After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.
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Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.
Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
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Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches
omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
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Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
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A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
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