Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

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Playing the Fiddle

Getting girls attention by " playing the fiddle". This can be a result of easy tourists, vulnerable girls, or any girl that joins the band and does not know. The person playing the fiddle is usually incognito and is not noticed as a player but USUALLY is.

Dude, you were really "playing the fiddle" last summer....you did work!!

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Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

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fiddling idiots

1) Hard 2 Kill H2K surrogate name. Given to them for recruiting a stupid clod like Jmgyro.

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Widdle Your Fiddle

When a man shakes his penis gentle after going to the urinal.
To shake your penis

Gary - Jus finished having a piss colin
Colin - Well always make sure that you WIDDLE YOUR FIDDLE."

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Fiddle my Tiddle

'Fiddle my Tiddle' is a phrase similar to 'well gosh diddly darn' originating from Hawaii. It is also a widely popular phrase amongst teenagers and children.

"Well fiddle my tiddle! I didn't know he was gay!"

The Boston Fiddle Head

The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.

It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.

the boston fiddle head.