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When something is so hot that it tricks your mind into thinking it is freezing cold, then the heat suddenly hits you and leaves you screaming with agony.
Ahh FUCK, MY HAND! That water ain't cold, it's freezing hot!
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similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.
P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"
P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!
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nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
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The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.
"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.
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The art of sticking your dick I'm the snow and cumming at the same time the slapping the shit of your cat and or dog with your nice rock hard ice frozen erect dick
Hey man I'm gonna go flash freeze my pussy cat
The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.
"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"
Soft-serve frozen dessert that tastes like ice cream & looks like ice cream except it has more protein than fat and more protein than sugar. Always made without corn syrup and artificial ingredients.
Hey Rick, after this workout do you wanna go grab a cup of Fit Freeze?