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Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion

"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

by Patrick Antonis September 21, 2006


so gentleman

An "Engrish" term used to mock some Japanese (and by extension Asian) women's desire for a western (usually white) man, born from a naive belief that Western men are more civilized than men from their own countries.

When Miyako sees the neckbeard English teacher hand his colleague some napkins, she exclaimed "Waaa! So gentleman!"

by NumbChunks August 25, 2020


Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017


Gentleman's Cut

When a man shaves his genitals in such a way that the balls and shaft are entirely hairless and the pelvic region is freshly trimmed to a short length. The idea of this grooming style is to maintain a gentlemanly status when a woman gives oral, as any areas her mouth may touch will be hairless, but the non-shaved pelvic area maintains a mature look.

I went down on him last night and he had a fresh gentleman's cut. I sucked him better than any woman had ever before.

by Karl Kaufman December 4, 2022


Gentlemans sasuage

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage

Look at that gentlemans sasuage

by fadnams October 11, 2019


Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.

Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020


gentleman grinding

when a gentleman takes the time to go out on the dance floor and grind on his main boo.

"You could tell he's a good guy, he kept pulling my skirt down." "That's gentleman grinding."

pulling the lady's skirt down while partaking in the grind.
asking the lady if she is comfortable with the grind's pace.
fetching a glass of water for your grind partner once finished with the grind.

by jlln November 4, 2013