hair envy

A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.

You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!

Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!

Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.

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sewer hair

A hairstyle with unusual colors (green, pink, etc...) that looks like the person dipped their head in a sewer

"Hey did you see that girl over there?"
"The one with sewer hair? Yea, 4/10"

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dog hair

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail

For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.

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hair Dickey

Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.

Check out guido over their with the gold chain and the hair Dickey.

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butt hair

it's pretty self explainitory...

it's like a blanket for your anus

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Sex Hair

When one's hair is all messed up in the back of their head do to friction from sex.

"I was so embarrassed when I had Sex Hair coming back from Peter's house!"

"Dude! Stacie has a major case of Sex Hair today!"

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Swimmer's Hair

Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.

Mike had such bad swimmer's hair that it felt like hay.

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