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A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
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Police Officer; Black and White, Slow, and mostly Fat
Aww man, I got popped by a panda for doing 80 in a 20mph
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A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.
"hey look, PAAAANNDAAAA!" (put peace signs next to eyes)
panda
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Military term from a highly specialized Task Force formed to combat the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Panda's, large roaming carnivore's spend up to 16 hours a day chewing on bamboo to solve nutrition problems. Team members on this task force are known to chew on complex national security issues providing asymmetric solutions for 16-20 hours per day while deployed. So the specialized team within a ninja task force who handles problems is called "Panda Fuego".
Used in a sentence: "Launch Panda Fuego"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"
A person at a rave who blacks out on white substances. Defined by dark circles under the eyes, pale appearance, and disregard for continuing their existence.
You see that rave panda over there? Yeah, lit!
The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.
Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise
Its when a non-Asian person (usually black) and an Asian person are a couple or like each other
I would love to get inside that Asian tang. I caught the panda fever.
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