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Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 4, 2011

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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

โ€œThe Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but Iโ€™m on a goddamn samurai pill!โ€

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024


samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.

I love samurai sauce. You should try it.

by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018


Samurai chopper

Very handsome and has big pp

Samurai chopper is very handsome

by I like big tit July 8, 2021


Samurai

The samurai community is the BEST community founded by Coryxkenshin/The shogun

Person one: Are you a samurai?
Person two: Yeah of course I am I've been a samurai for 7 years!

by Coryxkenshinlover <3 August 26, 2022


Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)

Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!

by Fheudh June 26, 2021


headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai November 20, 2015