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NOT the worst Metallica album. Seriously, I don't get why this album is so hated. Yes, "omg the snare sonds so bed" but guess what? Some people don't give a shit about it!
"ST. ANGER IS WORST METALLICA ALBUM EVER"
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Worst Metallica album ever... not like they had any good ones that is.
Man 1: Did you hear Metallica's newest album: Saint Anger?
Man 2: Yea dude, they sound like the Backstreet Boys!
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A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers
Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis
Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.
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Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.
The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.
Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!
Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!
Student 3: F*ck you guys.
Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.
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A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.
Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
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A total over reaction from a fat fuck to usually menial situations or people. Common causes of Fat Boy Anger are pent up energy from lack of exercise, excessive, constant hunger (usually when someone is eating something yummy that they can't have in front of them) and/or missing a meal.
Fat Jack: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS AGAIN!" (repeatedly punching the dashboard of his car)
Tonya: "Dude! The gas station is right across the street. God forbid you burn a calorie & walk there! Your Fat Boy Anger is gonna break us up one day!"
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1: to irritate so that it makes one's blood become angry.
2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.
3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.
"I don't read newspapers, they anger up the blood."
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