neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.

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neck kelly

When a girl places a penis at her neck to masturbate it . Often results in hair full of cum

eg. "Ohhh did they go all the way last night?"
"No she just gave him a neck kelly"

Tyler-necking

The act of forcing your arms behind your back whilst sticking head forward usually in confusion while stating ones point. The point is usually wrong and unprofessional

Tyler said he never plays xbox and started fighting and began Tyler-necking

Rubber necking

To turn your head while passing by something/someone or someone/something is passing by you. Either slowly turning your head to track your eyes on the spectacle or to repeatedly turn your head to keep looking at it.

They slowed down to rubberneck at the car accident.

People have been rubber necking at me all day. Is my fly down or something?

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neck dinner

The act of giving head, dome, Fellatio,or giving brain

"I heard Keisha gave you a neck dinner?"

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Puzzle-neck

1.)Noun, A feeling of soreness in the neck caused by spending long hours over a puzzle.
2.)Adjective, used to describe a person who spends long hours doing pointless and demeaning tasks, i. e. puzzles.

1.) After he finished the 10,000 piece puzzle, Drew had quite the puzzle-neck.
2.) I bet that puzzle-necked asshole spends all his free time with putting together those goddamn jigsaws.