Ate my balls

"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."

This can be due to either:

The comedian performing the material poorly.

-Or-

An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.

The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.

"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."

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ate-pack abs

A distended belly caused by excessive eating.

Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.

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ate your food

you say this when someone gets bad karma for telling people about someone or a certian situation when it was not their place to say anything at all.

Person 1: "Wow I can't believe im getting hate for tell people what Sarah did."

Person 2: "That's what you get you should've shut up and ate your food."

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i ate a pen

when you consume a pen

ben "hey man i ate a pen"
john "man that sucks"

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ate her out

1. Verb. The act of oral sex refering to a man that does it to a woman.

"I ate her out last night."

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afro-ated

Something that looks like or appears to have an afro

That snow ball is afro-ated
That microphone is afro-ated

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dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

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