my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

beetle snoit

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.

"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"

Beetle juice

Also referred to the mayor of the city of Chicago Lori Lightfoot.

Beetle Juice is the worst mayor. She has done for the city of Chicago to fix the spike in crime.

Bung Beetle

Noun: (Insult)

A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.

Worse then a brown noser.

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.

Dung beetle

Someone who rolls up a bunch of crap to make it look nice.

Look at our TPM’s magic: Once again, like a dung beetle, he was able to present our crappy code as best invention since sliced bread.

Chilly as a beetle

When you’re just so vicariously cold! You’re shivering your little timbers and shaking your bones. You’re chilly as a beetle, wishing you could be snug as a bug in a rug!

Damn man I’m chilly as a beetle

It’s so cold i’m literally as chilly as a beetle rn 😭😭❤️