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the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
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The act of smoking marijuana under the covers in order to trap the smoke around you. A good way to stay warm and smoke.
Dude my car smells like ass. I have some snuggies and blankets so let's just go hot blanket in the house.
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Ugly hoes that you have sex with but never want to admit to having sex with. Hoes so ugly you just want to throw a blanket on them and get the hell away from them.
"I got drunk and had one of them blanket bitches in my bed."
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Like a dutch oven, but with queefs
"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"
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Peeing yourself to keep warm while sleeping.
I forgot to bring a blanket. Guess I should hobo blanket.
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They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.
"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"
"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."
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A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.
I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.
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