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1) Unnecessarily or tediously flitting from one blog to the next in order to leave comments that are repetitive in nature.
2) Leaving quick comments on a large number of blogs for the purpose of raising awareness of the blog-hopper's own blog.
3) Quickly perusing several different blogs that are currently dealing with a similar subject.
Background:
First used (by Gigi at least) on: qcubed dot blogspot dotcom slash "/" 2004/10/too-lazy-to-go-blog-hopping-to-do-this dot html
"I'm too lazy to go blog-hopping just in order to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"
"Time to do a little blog-hoppin' in order to get people to discover my blog!"
"I wish I didn't have to go blog-hopping in order to see what everyone else is saying about this subject."
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Posting attacks, lies, rumors, innuendo, maybe even a truth (so rare!) in a comment to a blog while hiding behind the cowardly skirts of the anonymous username.
John blogged: I was at this bar to have some dinner and a few beers when this bouncer tried to get me to pay to watch a televised fight I wasn't there to see
anonymous commented: John, you know you're nothing but a belligerent drunk and I can't even count the number of times I've seen you get loud and obnoxious at this bar
ohdonna commented: Yo, anonymous dude, if you're gonna hurl blog rocks the least you can do is be a real man or woman and get a damn username!
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The phenomenon that happened once everyone started blogging (ca. 2003-present).
Since the millennial blog boom, anyone with a brain can blog about life causing students and young adults zero to 5% productivity whilst online.
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when you crush on someone via their blog posts. generally someone you haven't actually met in person, but have followed/read religiously online.
him: what are you reading?
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly
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It's when you get your booty-log pushed in by a fellow blogger on a blind date (:
k/y sold sep.
post "blog anal" milk baths optional.
Ricardo got his shit pushed in, even before he got to blog about it.
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The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
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when two or more bloggers battle head to head in an intense fury of literary rage. The winner is the last one to comment. The loser usually cries.
After a passionate argument about the mating rituals of waterbirds, Teddy challenged Samantha to a competitive blog-off.
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