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this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"
Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.
Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldn’t reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.
A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.
“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”