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when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.
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So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake
"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."
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A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.
And will never be an underwear model.
Showing ape or caveman like qualities.
Orginated in floriston c.a.
Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"
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the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese
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When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.
I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!
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A slang used to describe when an uncircumcised man scrapes off his smegma into a woman's Vagina.
"Hey dude guess what, I met this girl at a nightclub last night and she let me hit her with the Strawberry Cheesecake finisher"
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When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.
Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.
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