Chink Eye

The Chink Eye is the Asian/Oriental version of the Stink Eye.

Friend 1: "Dude, I went to that Chinese cafe downtown, and I guess I didn't tip too well."

Friend 2: "What happened?"

Friend 1: "The Chinese guy behind the counter gave me the Chink Eye!"

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chink in the clink

the rare sight of an asian person in a prison.

Dude, when I was visiting my cousin in prison; I saw this chink in the clink getting rammed by a black guy.

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Chink linking

The act whereby an individual posts anywhere from dozens to thousands of links to various websites in asian countries, usually in direct violation of the terms of service of the site being posted on. Common on wikis, forums, and guestbooks.

Wow...that forums' been chink linked to death...

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Stupid Chink

Oxymoronic pair of words, as all Chinese people are supra-geniuses who can build transistor radios with naught more than a toothpick and lemon rind.

That stupid Chink makes an excellent shui mai and cha shu bao, yo! I don't know how he got the shui mai to tune in Howard Stern, this morning!

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Chink Eyes

The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.

(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!

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Chink shink

A racist way of saying katana

He went into combat with a chink shink

Chinks' bedtime

Not a specific time but represents an unearthly hour when gamblers, fueled by caffeine and pornography, decide to buy or sell Bitcoins once the investors in the Far East have ceased trading.

Hey Martin, are you going to bed? No, I'm staying up till Chinks' bedtime, I've got 50 Bitcoin to sell.