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An Asian male who has defined, muscular abdominal muscles that look like the subdivided parts of a chocolate bar.
The guys in the Korean pop group Big Bang have sexy chocolate abs.
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when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.
I can tell you forgot to wash your hands by the chocolate knuckle you have.
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when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.
Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.
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When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea
Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...
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When the girl shits on the cock
Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.
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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."