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How do you circumcise a hillbilly? KICK their sister in the jaw!
I'm a commissioner in a fantasy football league, I need a kicker on my team, therefore I'm looking for a circumcisioner.
The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.
When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.
Not to be confused with Radical Circumcision, which is something of a another whole level.
Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
James had a tight circumcision, thus he does not have two small bulbs right at the opening of his urethra.
When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.
The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision