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A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
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A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.
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The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."
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when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.
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Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
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A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.
Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.
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