When u need to kill yourself you should go commit deathpacito xdddddddd
Person 1: i like to play Fortnite1!111!!!11!!11!1!111
Person 2: Go commit deathpacito
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Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
Girl "wyd
Guy "committing mass genocide"
Girl "can I help?"
the process of deleting yourself from existence
YEETUS YEETUS COMMIT SELF DELETUS
The worst thing that can be said. It will ruin family’s, friends , and, someone’s will to live
Robloxen11111:ur mum gay lol get a life
Coolguy865864:go commit die
Robloxen11111:(commit’s die)
Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."
Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."
A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."
A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."
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1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.
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