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the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise
COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise
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So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."
Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid-Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid-Boom!
When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
A women who looks at though she’s been run down for 12 years but it’s only been 1.
Jenny has been home schooling her kids for the last year but it looks like it’s been 12... damn she’s become a Covid Hag
The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.
I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.