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Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.
Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.
When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth
Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber
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When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks
Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.
Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion
A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Daughter: I need tampons!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!
A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
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A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.
The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!
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This can go both ways, it can be good, and it can be bad, so listen up. The real definition is when 1 person who is older (say maybe 27) and another person who is younger (about 14) are goin out and/or doin stuff together. For guys that be goin out with older women, you either one of two things, a pimp or a nasty-ass perv. For girls, well I dont know bout girls.
Hittin them before the hair does.
Yeah so what if I was bangin on the High Schoolers up in the 3rd grade? Werent you? So dont be a playa hata.
Nah, you aint no playa, you just got robbed from the cradle.
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