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rap is crap

A very true phrase meaning just what it implies. ALL RAP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE, and that is pure fact. Stupid, talentless, immoral people (and I only mean ANYONE who writes rap or listens to it) include offensive, nasty elements in their music. Almost all rap is about sex, killing, raping, or ruh-spekt, and duh-howmeeez, and dah-getow, and duh-biches. RAP IS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND WRONG, and should never have existed, except, in one form. Hardcore rap used to be about Black pride and such, but since then, rap has just become mindless, stupid, SHIT, all about sex and rape and GaNgsTUhs.

All rappers can just go lie in a ditch and die, because rap is crap.

by CheesemanDOOD September 22, 2007

1711πŸ‘ 385πŸ‘Ž


Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless

"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"

by chav slayer October 5, 2005

62πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


trophy crap

A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.

Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!

by TTM January 18, 2006

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crap rap

music which "tries" very hard to become real rap, but sadly it doesnt make the grade. many new "Rap Songs" seem to be landing into this category, songs such as "Crank Dat", "King Kong" and "Chicken Noodle Soup" have landed in the thick of the Crap Rap Action... also noted are the TERRIBLE dances which tend to be associated with the songs

Person #1: Man did u hear that new Soulja boy song?
Person #2: Ye i did, man that muthafuckin song SUCKS!!! And dont even talk about that muthafuckin dance...
Person #1: dat shitz definately CRAP RAP

by Beyenne October 8, 2007

46πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

by Paco SΓ‘nchez November 22, 2006

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oh Crap

The sound one makes before exploding violently.

Person 1: Dude, you were supposed to cut the red wire, not the blue one.

Person 2: Oh crap.

by Everythingtatseslikepurple May 19, 2010

136πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.

Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)

by David Breeden May 28, 2006