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The structural foundation crediting system of China which everyone should start using.
"-3000000000 Social Credit"
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when some swipes there tongue thru some one elses ass crack like swiping a credit card thru a credit card machine
Larry, i credit carded your sister last night and i hope you dnt mind
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The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.
Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
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People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.
Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."
Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"
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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
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Usually the maximum amount of credits offered at a university. Leads to physical and social death.
"I'm taking 18 credits this semester."
"good luck with that. Don't die."
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To have helped in doing something.
1: Hey man, My band wrote a new song
2: Really?
1: Year
3(other band member): Partial Credit!
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