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When a girl does her hair up in Princess Leia buns and she fellates you and a friend until you both jizz on the buns.
Me and Michael gave my girl a sticky crumpet the other evening.
Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.
How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?
A slurr to use against the British
Get some braces you crumpet fucker
a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!
A very pretty girl
That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet