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Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.
That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.
Pseudo-british term for the anus, especially in the context of Anilingus.
My dear would you be so kind as to allow lingual stimulation of your rubbish crumpet?
A slurr to use against the British
Get some braces you crumpet fucker
a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
A very pretty girl
That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet