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UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.
Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.
Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.
That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.
Pseudo-british term for the anus, especially in the context of Anilingus.
My dear would you be so kind as to allow lingual stimulation of your rubbish crumpet?