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The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....
The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....
I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl
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A hair product black folks use to keep their hair from getting crispy and breaking off. It has the aroma of petunias mixed with unwashed asshole.
Did you smell Alouicious Thorogood today? He stunk to high-heaven in this heat.
Aww thats just his jerry curl juice stinking. He's a rather clean chap overall, I must say.
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The act of excreting.
- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest
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to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion
I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.
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After having sex with a woman, while she is in the bathroom washing, you squat down and shit in her purse. IE curling shit and leaving it in the purse
Whe Im done with sex of any type, I curl a turd down and into the purse or bag of my partner. Curling one down
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An exercise consisting of repeated lifting of a bottle of malt-based "energy drink" from the top of a table to the mouth.
The year the Red Sox won the World Series, Johnny Damon had spent his offseason conditioning program doing 12 oz curls.
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