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What happens after you get hit in a video game for a few seconds to help you pass a seemingly impossible point in the game
Oh, man, Mario just got hit by a goomba. Now he's small. Wait he can use his damage boost and get past the Thwomps quickly.
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Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.
georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.
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An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".
I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.
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Someone who has been married and divorced several times.
That guy has is damaged goods.
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When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.
I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.
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A damaged pothead is someone who smokes a lot of weed as a type of escape from mental pain that happened to the person in the past or in the present.
Girl 1: What type of guys do you like?
Girl 2: I like damaged potheads, because I already know we'll have a lot in common