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The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
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Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.
First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.
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A sad remnant of a team who couldn't stand up to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the Super Bowl on the line.
Wow...the Denver Broncos sure got their asses spanked by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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A Football (American) team that will never win a Super Bowl again, because without Elway they are worthless.
Pinches Denver Broncos putos
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the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7
a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch
fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
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When a man leaves town and his buddy offers to teach his girlfriend some new tricks for when he gets back.
Guy: We’re headed back from our trip.
Croley: hey man, tell your girl to show you the Denver Dustbuster I taught her for ya while you were gone.
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A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.
Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!
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