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Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.
Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.
"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"
Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise
Joe: Is that Dexter?
Deez: Yeah…
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot
Dexter is a kind and funny guy, as well as very empathetic. He is also the smarty pants in the class, but he doesn't flex any of his skills unless asked to. He's very social and extroverted although on some occasions he just doesn't want to talk that day. He sometimes thinks a little too much about certain things, wether if it's being left on seen or a simple gesture someone made as he passed by them. Despite this, Dexter is the person other people want to be around, and he makes other people feel comfortable to talk when near him, no matter how shy they are. And although he is called many nicknames that could range from Dex to the musician Dexter Gordon, the only thing he doesn't want to be associated with is the show named "Dexter" which is about a serial killer.
Person A: Hey it's Dexter! Wassup!
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...
Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.
Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”
A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.
"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"
- another example:
"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"
Dexter is a the nickname for basically what we call a six year old girl with the brain of a special needs year 7 dexters are often spotted with little roadman if you see a dexter my best advice is run run fast
Dexter is a girl