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Dustin Diamond

1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.

Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.

by Peaseblossom85 August 11, 2007

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Baltimore Diamonds

The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.

I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.

I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.

by H. L. Mencken July 17, 2009

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diamond girl

The girl a guy wants to marry/ propose marriage to.

"You're my diamond girl, you're the one i put the rock on."

by Bergy Berg March 11, 2008

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Diamonds in the rough

1. Person - When a person has some hidden talent or characteristic or personality trait that is not immediate seen. But once you learn more about this person you see how much they are really worth.

2. Thing - Something that does not seem to be worth paying attention to but has a hidden quality that is not immediately seen.

Person- GUY 1 - "Man that girl is 350 lbs but is an expert pole dancer" GUY 2 - "Yeah shes diamonds in the rough"

Thing- GUY 1 - "Man this game is so old it's from 1981 who would want to play this" GUY 2 - "Yeah but man this is the original Donkey Kong it's priceless".

by Hotpantsbadboy June 21, 2014

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diamond bar

Place near LA that is filled with asians

There are so many damn asians living in Diamond Bar. They are like freakin ants.

by Brian Noh March 7, 2005

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Diamond Dave

Nickname for original lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth.

Diamond Dave was replaced by Sammy Hagar after he quit the band.

by Kimberly Davis April 11, 2007

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Joey Diamond

Youtube celebrity Joey Diamond is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Indeed it was difficult for Joey. He Took alot of hurt and discrimination from people who never even took the time to get to know him for himself. And Joey admits that at times he did just wanna give up. But then he would be giving up on what he stands for. Joey's tired of trying to be this "Guy" that everyone made him into. A fake image that all these Closed minded immature people put him out there to be. And now he knows that his sexual orientation Shouldn't have an effect on his Real fans who truly love and support Joey Diamond no matter what. If you loved him Before you knew, Then why should it matter now? He still, and always will be... Joey Diamond Kamlley Jr. Faaasho.

Joey Diamond is hella tight.

by Brandieeboo September 20, 2008

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