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a nub who lafes like "hheeeeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee". Watch out he is known to fry motherboards!
dp owned his motherboard!
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Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.
Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.
A good school for friends but most suck. They also stingy as fuck, if you ever meet the Comrades they'll tell you how much they hate mesa and bridge classes. There's the multi-purpose hall near the entrance with a basketball court and swimming pool , my man fellow soviet good some good time in swimming or smtn, idrc. There is a football, field which is used for certain events. There is a gym where the Comrades did stupid shit. There are three blocks: primary, milestone and senior. Also reception with the added benefit of to canteens both with eh food. Theres also this like cricket net thing idrk what its for. And tennis my friend indo is pretty good at tennis. I was in the milestone block for about 4 years probably made the most memories there. For ex ding dong counsel. Played some porntiopia got rejected like a billion times. So in the end we may say that we hate and dislike DPS and we do but its not so bad with good friends like mine.
DPS Dubai where you come to make memories more than study.
Verbal DPS is a term used to describe something (or someone) that:
a) Provides too much detail or information
b) Speaks excessively
c) Complicates simple ideas
As an observation: "Yo, that's so verbal DPS"
As an insult: "Get your verbal DPS outta here" or "Noone needs that verbal DPS"
Putting your nose in a chicks sweaty gash while you jack off.
perv #1 :"John really likes that fat chick over there."
perv #2 : "Too bad I already gave her the DP Special!"
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The Double Penetration Shotgun. A sexual action between a man and a woman where the man inserts his penis in to the woman's anus, and his fist in to her vagina. He then masturbates his penis while inside her, in the motion of cocking a shotgun.
This action is best done in the "doggy style" position, as if the man is masturbating onto her back, but is actually inside of her.
Joe gave Mary the DP Shotgun of a lifetime. She was loose after the ordeal, but was very much worth it.
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One of the best schools in India, located in South Delhi. Known for its excellent facilities and a bulk of its students passing with ridiculously high grades. Infamous for its MMS clip which involved a novice giving a blowjob to her boyfriend.
Was run by a Dr. Shyama Chona, a Padma Bhushan recipient, who was highly respected and admired by all, except the students.
Now run by a former PE teacher, Dr. Saini who doesn't even have a basic command over the English language and who looks like a fucking servant.
Karan : Bro why are most of the ex students of DPS RKP who passed in 2009 or before doing so well, and the ones after sleeping on the road?
Aman: Kya boloon jabse Chona retire hui hai, school ki maa bhen kardi chutiya gavaar Saini ne
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