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Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.
Girl: You're what?
Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.
Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"
A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.
larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)
Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.
They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.
Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.
I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.
When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.
Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.
When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.
I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.