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Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.
I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.
Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.
They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.
The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.
I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.
The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.
I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.
Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.
I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.
When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.
Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.
When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.
Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.