english accent

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

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english papers

will literaly drain your life away

guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?

guy#2: must have been that english paper

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English Dictionary

The opposite of Urban Dictionary

Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.

English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.

Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches

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English, motherfucker!

What you can scream at someone when said individual is rambling on about anything stupid, uninteresting, or nerdy. The perfect "shut up" phrase. Coined from the infamous "Ezekiel 25:17" scene in "Pulp Fiction" starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta.

Wannabe pimp: "Yo, homie! I be rippin' and runnin' an' gunnnin' sunnin' and bunnin' on these hoes wit' my fo-fo fuck the po-po! Knawmean?


Me: English, motherfucker!

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english rose

an english rose is a young typically english girl.
normally, she will have brown hair, pale skin, green eyes and rosy cheeks. she is very beautiful and very rare.

1:wow that girl is amazing!
2:yeahh she's an english rose...

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jake english

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

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english tobacco

A type of pipe tobacco that is made mostly with Latakia, a Syrian tobacco with a distinct flavor and smell, and some occasionally perique, a tobacco similar to cavindish that is grown exclusively in Louisianna.

I loves me some english tobacco!

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